There was this sweet young girl who fell in love with a old codger. I'm talking really old! Hell this old fart was older than Cliff, and still alive, mostly. Anyway she finally convinced the old fellow, that it was him, and not his money she wanted, and got him to agree to marry her. Well, he proposed, just like she planned it and she accepted. But he felt a little bad about the situation, and confessed to her that some of his old parts just didn't perform like they did when he was 30 or 40 years younger. This young gal was practical, decided that there are just some parts of marriage a young girl shouldn't have to do without... So she packed the old boy up and took him in to a specialist for advise. After a thorough examination the specialist called both of them in for his results. He told them, that things didn't look good (pardon the pun). He explained that the darn thing might work occasionally but not to get up an hopes of using it more that once or twice a year. Now this girl did not like hearing that once or twice a year MIGHT be possible... Not at all. So she asked the doctor if there wasn't something else that could be done... He explained that there was a specialist in South Africa that had as some amazing results with some experimental transplants he was doing.. but other than that, not much hope. As you might guess this young gal had no choice but to get all her money, and most of his money together and drag the old man off to South Africa. The doctor there studied the case, and then informed them that it might be possible with one of his transplants, but there was only a 75 percent chance of success. The girl said ok, lets do it, 75 percent is better than we have now. The old man wasn't so sure, after all, it wasn't her parts they were talking of transplanting, but he loved her and agreed to one of the experimental surgeries. The doctor told them that this situation called for a special transplant. So he decided to use the trunk of an unborn elephant. Something strong yet flexible, and of a reasonable size, and shape. The operation was a complete success, and the results worked far better that anyone ever expected. So the date for the wedding was set. The night before the wedding, they had a formal dinner for the bride and groom. Everyone was dressed in tuxes and formals and the hotel put out the finest prime rib and baked potato supper they could arrange. Well, everyone was sitting, drinking wine, having just finished the salad when the old man started to get a little excited, he was afraid that he might damage the rented tux, so he quietly reached down and unzipped, to make room. Just then they started serving the main course, and set his plate in front of him. Trying to be as nonchalant as possible he was carrying on a light conversation with his mother-in-law to be, when suddenly, and without warning, his new appendage popped up over the table, grabbed his baked potato and snapped back under..... Everyone just gasped and starred for a minute, then his mother-in-law (to be) said "Thats the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life! Can you do it again?" The old guy says, Yes ma'am, I think I can, but I don't think there is room up my ass for another potato!